Only the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Can Defeat Me

At the pinnacle of the martial world, the higher you climb, the lonelier it gets.

Do you know what I've been doing for the past five years?

Having a blast! Doing whatever I want!

In this whole world, only the Eighteen Dragon-Slaying Palms can defeat me.

To eliminate that threat, I have to beat the entire martial world into submission before some hero manages to master the Eighteen Dragon-Slaying Palms.

The martial world: You guys fight. I'm out of here?

Whatever! I'll win them over with martial virtue and get them to follow me wholeheartedly as we make the martial world's pie bigger and better.

One day, even the Eighteen Dragon-Slaying Palms will kneel beneath my alliance and sing "I Surrender"!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.