The Vast Chinese Music Scene: A Fifty-Year-Old Woman Guards the Nation's Gates?

The latest episode of Who's the Singer? is about to air.

This time, it will be broadcast live, with everyone singing live and no audio correction.

One after another, Chinese-language singers turned down the director's invitation.

Director: "Fine, fine, so that's how you want to play it? Don't blame me when I blow up the entire Chinese entertainment industry!!"

The next second, the invitation list went overseas.

Before the show: Not much to look forward to. Yingzi's got the title in the bag. What's there to compete over? Just hand her the award already.

After the show: The Adventures of Little Yingzi

Yehenala Yingzi: So?

At that moment, everyone finally understood the helplessness of the late Qing Dynasty!

Just as everyone thought it was over,

Yang Chenglin fainted from low blood sugar and couldn't perform. In desperation, the chief director pulled Su Ze, the best singer on the production team, in to fill in.

Audience: "Holy crap! He's taking a shower onstage? And he sings even better than that post-2000s kid?!"

Su Xing: "You puny foreigner, how laughable. Today I'll show you just how awesome I am when I sing in the shower!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.