Showbiz: They Say I’m Cheap When I Sing, So I Might as Well Stop Acting Human

Su Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and became a member of the Phoenix group. He created a string of hit songs, including "Free to Fly" and "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style," turning the group into the hottest act around.

But Su Chen was constantly criticized for supposedly conserving his voice. People said it made no difference whether he was onstage or not!

Then Su Chen got bound to the Stingy with Words System.

The less he sang at concerts, the more generous his rewards would be!

You say I barely sing and slack off? Fine, I'll stop acting human altogether!

He wrote "You Say You Hear..."

Onstage, Su Chen said, "You say..." and handed the microphone straight to the audience!

The audience: "..."

By the end of the concert, Su Chen's microphone still had four bars of battery left, while the audience below was completely exhausted!

Online commenters: Don't sing. Make him sing by himself!

Concertgoers: We don't want to, but we seriously can't help ourselves!

Online commenters: You people spoil him rotten!

And so Su Chen went further and further down the path of shamelessness. He stopped holding the microphone, stopped carrying his guitar, and started conducting with a fan and a bunch of little bells!

And thus, the most carefree performer in the entertainment industry was born!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.