Stirring Up Trouble in Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils

This punch has a thousand years of power behind it. Can you heroes withstand it?

The martial world had been relatively peaceful.

Then Xiao Zhang appeared.

From that moment on, the martial world was never peaceful again.

Because my surname is Xiao, and my given name is Zhang.

Drink the strongest liquor,

Take the prettiest girls.

With a girl this pretty,

Would the author be satisfied if you let her go?

If the author is satisfied,

Will the readers be satisfied?

Work on your muscles all you like,

Just don't build them inside your head.

Ladies,

Since you've appeared in front of me, don't leave.

I need someone to warm my bed.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.