What Comes After Graduation? I'm Unemployed the Moment I Graduate

Shen Che became a career-advice livestreamer in a parallel world.

During one livestream, someone asked:

"Hello, streamer. I study dance. What can I do after I graduate?"

Shen Che slapped his thigh and replied,

"You study dance? There are loads of options! Go on livestreams and dance if you want to advance, or work as a hostess at a karaoke club if you want to play it safe!"

The next day, the girl streamed herself dancing and made a fortune! She even paid Shen Che a generous consulting fee!

"Streamer, I study art. What career should I choose after graduation?!"

"You're perfect for scraping putty at a construction site. You were born with the sacred talent for putty scraping!"

"Streamer, I study accounting. How can I quickly build up my qualifications?"

"I suggest you try working a sewing machine. You'll be set for food and clothing for the rest of your life!"

"I can't find a job after graduating. I'm so lost. What should I do?"

"Don't panic! Buy a mask first! Then go to the hospital!"

As Shen Che's advice grew more and more outrageous,

netizens were left dumbfounded.

"Go ahead and study! Just keep studying! Study until you don't have a single thing to say!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.