You Paid Seven Yuan for the Ride, and Now You're in Love at First Sight?

Ji Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers he's livestreaming as a contestant in an all-jobs challenge. He randomly draws the job of a designated driver.

Ji Feng: "I only work the clutch, never the emotions. If I get moving fast enough, love can't catch up!"

Passenger: "Driver, do you believe in love?"

Ji Feng: "I'm your designated driver. It's your car, so throw up wherever you like."

Passenger: "Driver, why are you taking a detour? You don't even charge extra for it."

Ji Feng: "Take the road with the traffic police! You have to deliver the emotional support properly!"

Passenger: "Driver, it's so cold, and my best friend is wearing nothing but black stockings. How do I talk her into changing?"

Ji Feng: "I'd advise you to mind your own business less."

Passenger: "Driver, which matters more, your best friend or your boyfriend?"

Ji Feng: "They're both important. Why not let them be together?"

Netizen: "How does he manage to say such outrageous stuff with a perfectly straight face? Hahahaha."

Netizen: "Man, I admit you're awesome. In real life, I'd definitely call you boss. But remember, this is the comments section. What I'm saying is, you've still got room to improve."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.