Showbiz: Starting Out in Prison, Yang Mi Told Me Not to Do Anything Rash

Lin Fan transmigrates to a parallel world, only to find himself in a prison, where he has become an ordinary inmate with soft, delicate skin.

The prison bully wants to take his virginity, grabbing him and dragging him straight to the restroom.

Lin Fan is stunned! He hasn't even figured out what's going on, and his cherry is already about to be popped? By a whole train of burly men, no less?

After activating the Kiss-and-Touch System, he gains an iron-hard erection that never fades, boundless stamina, and a photographic memory.

**He masters Wing Chun, Baguazhang, and Muay Thai, learns how to trade stocks, and makes waves in the business world.

Lin Fan: What a disastrous start! System, hurry up and show yourself!

Prison bully: You're young and soft-skinned. Let me have a taste.

Warden: That sexy, pert butt, tsk, tsk, tsk!

Yang Mi: Don't move. I'll do it myself! Slow down...

Liu Yifei: I'll do it myself, too!

Wu Jing: Where did this kung fu master come from?

Stock market bagholders: Stock God Lin, please let us ride your coattails!

Soccer fans: Master Lin, take me along!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.