Showbiz: My Dating Show Drives Reba Crazy, and the Whole Internet Wants Us Together

On his first dating reality show, Roger was paired with Diba.

A popular young actress teamed up with a comedian, completely throwing the show's rhythm off.

Female contestant: "I just want to find someone who'll pour their heart out for me."

Roger: "Then go to Myawaddy. Lots of people there will pour their hearts out for you."

Host: "If the two of you get into a conflict, do you like giving each other the silent treatment?"

Roger: "I prefer a shootout. An AK in one hand, a Desert Eagle in the other. Rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat!"

Diba: "He grinds his teeth in his sleep, and sparks fly."

Roger: "What's wrong with you? I was smoking."

Netizens: "Wait, in your sleep? Everyone else on dating shows is just acting. Are you two for real?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.