I, the Simp Ender, Kick Off Season 3!

On the subway, Chen Feng was happily playing some game with a four-character name.

Every so often, his teammates made such ridiculous plays that he couldn't help grinning.

Suddenly, the "little fairy" sitting across from him spoke up.

"Why are you secretly taking pictures of me?"

"Stand up. Right now. Hands on your head!"

"Guys, can you believe this? I'm just riding the subway and some pervert is taking pictures of me!"

All at once, everyone around them turned to look.

Chen Feng thought, I'm in trouble. He'd only just bound the "Simp's End System" to himself yesterday.

And today, it had dropped a massive mess in his lap.

Just then, the System's voice rang out: "The Host is being falsely accused. Take one of the following measures to defend your dignity and earn a reward."

1. Step forward and argue your case, using reason to make her see sense.

2. Fight fire with fire: "Guys, can you believe this..."

3. A real man gets things done!

Wait, guys, do I even need to choose? Chen Feng grinned knowingly and went straight to...

Years later, that familiar voice rang out once more.

Ding! The System has reached Level 100. The Host may make one wish.

Chen Feng finally smiled and laughed aloud: "Then let every boy..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.