I Take Over the Foreign Affairs Chat Group, and the Eagle and the Japanese Are Both Losing It

On the Blue Star in a parallel world, every country has joined the diplomatic chat group.

The Rabbit forwarded a video of the North Bear launching a hypersonic missile.

The North Bear: "This launch isn't aimed at any country."

The South Bear: "@Eagle, Daddy, save me!"

The Bald Eagle: "Fk, where did the North Bear get a hypersonic missile?"

The Rabbit forwarded a video of the Foot Basin dumping nuclear wastewater.

The Foot Basin Chicken: "Baka! Rabbit, don't make baseless accusations!"

"Foot Basin Chicken" was removed from the chat group by administrator "Rabbit"!

The Rabbit forwarded a video of the release of the Mate 60 by Hua Wei.

The Bald Eagle: "How is this possible? Who sold Hua Wei a lithography machine? @Tulip"

The Tulip: "I have no idea!"

The Rabbit forwarded a video of antiwar protests at a Bald Eagle university.

The Bald Eagle: "What's going on? Did someone break into our home?"

The Rabbit: "Hehe, it's my first time working as a foreign agent. I'm still getting the hang of it."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.