Genshin Impact: Selling Fake Wine! Klee's Cultivating Immortal Daddy?

Lie flat and sell fake liquor, then accidentally awaken a cultivation System.

Good news: Collecting affection lets you cultivate immortality!

Bad news: System bug, affection only counts for Klee.

Luo Chuan: "Come here, little Klee. Let Daddy hold you."

Klee: "You're a big meanie! Give me back my Jumpy Dumpties!"

Alice: "You laid a hand on my husband? Where do you live? Point me in the right direction!"

Rhinedottir: "Calm down, that's the Heavenly Principles!"

Morax: "Brother Luo, why does your sword turn corners?"

Razor: "You're all flying so fast. Could you maybe take me into consideration?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.