I Scrolled Through Naruto Shorts, and the Parallel Ninja World Lost It

Short videos get projected into parallel ninja worlds across different Naruto timelines.

A rundown of the ninja world's top ten taijutsu techniques.

Lee: "Guy-sensei has gone completely berserk!"

Kisame Hoshigaki: "Why am I always the one who gets hurt?"

Six Paths Madara: "A puny little fishman thinks he can dance? This is the strongest, certified by yours truly!"

Tenten: "We all came from the same class, so why am I the only one who's so ordinary?"

When the final taijutsu technique appears, Naruto in countless parallel ninja worlds all feel a sudden clench.

Naruto: "Turn off the sky screen! It still hurts!"

The Ninja World's Number One Casanova: Naruto Uzumaki

Members of the Akatsuki must die if they take off their clothes, except Konan

The Four Uchiha Masters of Hysterical Laughter

As one short video after another plays, the people in the various parallel ninja worlds gradually lose it.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.