Shang Zhan: I, Big Crazy Batch, the Leader Told Me to Calm Down

Chen Ji, who was tortured and exhausted by work, decided to join the company's newly established business war group based on his own principle of never causing internal friction. Leader: "The company opposite is about to sign a contract with its customer. Is there any way we can intercept this contract?" Chen Ji: "Leader, I think if accidentally all the toilets on this floor except ours are clogged, and then accidentally the other customer gets upset, and accidentally there is no paper in our toilet, only the contract, and then accidentally we also have products that customers need... Do you think this is reasonable, right?" Employees: "???" Is this guy crazy? How could there be so many accidents? Chen Ji: "I happen to have a friend who works part-time in the other company. Maybe he accidentally brewed the slimming tea as tea for the other customer?" Leader/surprise! : "Prepare the contract quickly!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.