Business Wars: I’m a Total Madman, and My Boss Tells Me to Calm Down

After being driven to the brink by work, Chen Ji decides to join the company's newly formed corporate warfare team, sticking to his principle of never letting things eat away at him.

Boss: "The company across the way is about to sign a contract with a client. How can we intercept that deal?"

Chen Ji: "Boss, what if, purely by accident, all the toilets on this floor except ours got clogged? Then, purely by accident, the other company's client got an upset stomach. And, purely by accident, we had no toilet paper in our restroom, only contracts. Then, purely by accident, we happened to have the product that client needed... You'd say that was all perfectly reasonable, right?"

Employees: "???"

Has this guy gone nuts? How could so many accidents happen?

Chen Ji: "As it happens, I have a friend who works part-time at the other company. Maybe, purely by accident, he could brew their client some weight-loss tea and pass it off as regular tea?"

Boss, shocked: "Get the contract ready!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.