If the Rabbit Won’t Kill the Eagle, Do You Take Me for a Sick Bear?

Name: If the Rabbit Won’t Kill the Eagle, Do You Take Me for a Sick Bear?
Author: Night Whispers, Morning Stars

兔子不铩鹰，你当我是病熊？

by Night Whispers, Morning Stars (夜语晨星)

Status: Completed
Length: 34k Words
Genre: Military & History
Subgenre: War Fantasy
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Faloo

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Eagle Sauce: I hear you're developing stealth fighter jets?

Great Xia: What fourth-generation stealth jet? It's just a model aircraft.

Eagle Sauce: Then what's that flying overhead?

Great Xia: Oh, that? That's a modified J-10!

Question: Why engage in a dogfight?!

Pilot: Because my fourth-generation jet can perform supermaneuvers!

Wrong! Because you're an idiot!

Eagle Sauce: Get on your knees. I need to ask you for a favor!

Great Xia: I just want to earn money on my own two feet!

Eagle Sauce: Aren't you afraid I'll shoot you?

Great Xia: Go ahead and shoot. Even if you fire first, I can still kill you first!

Eagle Sauce: Don't come any closer!

Great Xia: I'm just going to rub against you. Don't be scared.

Eagle Sauce: Come any closer and I'll call aliens to beat you up, believe it or not!

Great Xia: I'll beat up the aliens, believe it or not!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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