The Pickle-Brined Acid-Washing War God Breaks Every Superhero

Rick and Morty short videos are being played for the superhero worlds of American comics.

A pickle can fight as well as a super agent and even handcraft a laser cannon?

Morty used a love potion to woo his dream girl, only to bring about the end of the world?

Just as the superheroes were mocking Morty for being weak and useless,

the video began counting down Morty's most iconic dark moments!

He single-handedly destroyed the military of the United States!

He unleashed his full firepower, as powerful as a god!

Morty may be fierce, but Jerry really isn't much to write home about.

You can't possibly mean that muscular Jerry who single-handedly fought his way through a city and survived the apocalypse with his wife and daughter.

Watching every member of the Sanchez family prove as powerful as a God of War,

the heroes were floored!

But just as the superheroes thought Rick was already invincible,

Lin Mo, who was watching the videos, suddenly opened his favorites.

The Trisolaris droplet is utterly invincible!

I, Luo Ji, the Wallfacer, speak to the Trisolaran world!

Within the borders of Great Xia, no gods may tread!

Whether I'm a demon or an immortal is for me to decide!

The superheroes were stunned, completely shattered!

The superhero worlds featured mainly include Marvel, DC, and The Boys.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.