This Silly Zhu in the Siheyuan Is No Ordinary Man

Transmigrate as Sha Zhu? What's the point of spending every day matching wits with the beasts?

Take care of Yi Zhonghai right away, leave Old Mrs. Deaf helpless in her old age, and send the Jia family into misery. Now that's the real story.

Damao, I'm sorry. The baby in Ezi's belly is mine. You're my beloved brother, but Xiaoe is the woman I love!

Liu Haizhong, still hoping to enjoy a peaceful retirement? Heh. Rot to death in your own house!

As for him, of course he made his way out into the world. He got his start selling arms and became a famous arms dealer, with his presence felt everywhere from Arabia to Pakistan.

No propane-tank bombs to blow up Third World tanks, no 107 rockets to make the Eagle's dad, Israel, cry for its mother!

Wait a minute, this place, the Burmese borderlands, seems pretty good. Maybe it could bear the He surname too!

And then Southeast Asia had one more regional warlord.

The ruler's name was Saint. Yuzhu. He!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.