I, the Living King of Hell! the Empress Advised Me to Calm Down!

Zhou Yu traveled through ancient times and accidentally awakened the Poison Master System. Empress: "The enemy country has been destroyed, and a five-year-old child is crying loudly in the palace. I can't bear it. Should I let her live?" Zhou Yu: "Your Majesty, I thought that since this woman dared to take the initiative to expose her, there must be relatives hiding in the dark. I pretended to let her go, and then secretly came back. I immediately killed the people I found hiding, and then built a tomb for them, and sent people to observe mourning for them for three years. If anyone comes to express condolences, they must be her accomplices, and they will be killed together!" Everyone: "???" This guy is the living king of hell! Empress: "I asked you to help the victims, but you mixed sand into the rice? Corrupt officials should be beheaded!" Zhou Yu: "Just tell me whether the victims survived." Empress: "There are rumors out there that I am single because I like women. How should I deal with the rumors and rumors that make it difficult for me to sleep well?" Zhou Yu: "Your Majesty's reputation is beyond the sky, so I will join the game with my own body. I am better than half the world. I will make your Majesty's belly bigger, and the rumors will be self-defeating!" Empress: "Then you should have cut off contact with those three wives and four concubines, asshole!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.