Reborn as Paimon, I Get Petted Like Crazy by Everyone in Teyvat

Ye Heng wakes up one day to discover that he has turned into Paimon!

Wait, why isn't the Lumine in front of him like the one in the game?

What's with that adorably dazed look, like a college girl?

She has the same big boobs and the same slim waist, so why is she such a good-for-nothing...!

For the sake of survival, and those boobs and that waist, Ye Heng decides to help Lumine brave Teyvat.

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Ningguang: "This is all my Mora. Let Paimon spend one night with me. Not enough? Then I'll transfer ownership of the Jade Chamber to you!"

Yae Miko: "Oh my, I'll let you touch my ears. Can I hug Paimon? No? Then how about my tail?"

Furina: "Ohoho! Let the Hydro Archon give you a little pat, won't you? How dare you! ...Then... what if I beg you...?"

Ye Heng: "Don't rush, everyone. You're all going to rub me bald at this rate..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.