You Asked for a Tragedy, but You Wrote Little Fugui and Depressed the Entire Internet

Lin Yu transmigrates to the scene of a screenplay-writing competition.

The first theme he draws is "tragedy."

While the other contestants are depicting all kinds of terrible disasters,

Lin Yu calmly brings out The Little Chef Xiaofugui.

"Everyone else is writing about families being torn apart, and you're over here cooking?"

The audience isn't having it.

Until...

Little Bee is poisoned. With her final breath, she makes it to Xiaofugui to tell him the truth.

"If there's another life, I want to be your friend."

Until...

Little Flying Saucer discovers that the person she's wanted to kill her entire life is actually her own family.

Just when she thinks she's found a home, she soon becomes a sacrifice for the royal family.

"This magnificent palace is nothing but a birdcage, isn't it?"

Until...

Little Li has done countless terrible things, and when he wants to turn over a new leaf...

"I can't even be a good person once! This is so painful!!"

At this moment, the entire internet is depressed.

"Friend, are you going to kill me??"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.