You Said It Was the Apocalypse, So Why Are All the Rabbits Cultivating?

Lin Yang is reborn, back before the apocalypse.

He recalls the scene when the apocalypse descended, with countless demons and evil gods rampaging across the land of Longguo.

Lin Yang resolves to change the outcome in this life.

As a cultivator, he works with the state to promote various cultivation methods under the guise of encouraging everyone to exercise.

Without realizing it, the people of Longguo grow stronger little by little.

Then the day the apocalypse arrives...

People of Longguo: The apocalypse is here! We're doomed! The whole world is going to be destroyed... Wait, why are you all so weak?

The demons are horrified to discover that any random person from Longguo has a cultivation level that leaves them in awe.

An old man exercising by the roadside has blood and qi surging from him like billowing smoke!

High school students have somehow evolved into naive Foundation Establishment cultivators!

Sword lights a thousand feet long periodically shoot into the sky from the campus of a bunch of fragile college students!

Even corporate wage slaves have become martial saints with cultivation that reaches the heavens!

Demons: What the hell am I supposed to fight against this for?!

Brothers, run! Don't let the people of Longguo catch you!

Other countries: Help! Someone help us! Longguo, please help us! We won't oppose you again, we swear!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.