Siheyuan: From the Start, I Played a Short-Tempered Old Man, Then Made My Escape

He transmigrates to a courtyard house in the 1950s, carrying a role-playing game with him.

Succeed at a role and earn a reward. Fail, and you die.

From the start, he has to play a short-tempered ninety-year-old man.

If a problem can be solved with force, there's absolutely no need to run your mouth.

The Jia mother and son try to kill Zhou Jianguo for his inheritance.

One kick leaves Jia Dongxu a cripple and sends Jia Zhangshi to the hospital.

Absolute violence. Role succeeded. Reward granted to Host: a silver spear. When it strikes, it moves like a dragon. Lifespan: 10 years.

Since you're a cripple, you don't need a wife. I'll take care of her for you...

When Elder Yi tries to guilt-trip Zhou Jianguo, Zhou slaps him across the face. "You little punk! Even your father is a child in front of me. You think you can guilt-trip me? Ever heard of respecting your elders and caring for the young?"

Role succeeded. Reward granted to Host: Universal Justification Card. Anything outrageous the Host does will be understood...

If they understand, they understand. If they don't, beat up the flight attendant...

Ahem. If they understand, they understand. If they don't, beat them until they do...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.