You Enlightened Again? Sack Over Your Head, Then Drown You in the Lake

Lu Lin transmigrates to a cultivation world and activates the Useless Disciple System. As long as he teaches his disciples to be useless, his cultivation will improve.

And so...

Lu Lin takes in useless disciples by the dozen, thinking he can just lie back and improve his cultivation. But to his surprise, every disciple he accepts turns out to be a peerless genius...

"Good disciple, see that dry well? Your Dao will be complete when you fish a shrimp out of it."

"Master, there aren't any shrimp in the well."

"You haven't comprehended enough."

"Master, still no shrimp!"

"That just means you haven't comprehended enough. What about your eyes? Can't you see that huge shrimp in the well?"

"Master, how could there be shrimp in a dry well?"

"Pick up your eyes! I said pick up your eyes and look!"

"Master, I really can see a shrimp in the well!"

"What?"

The useless disciple sits meditating by the dry well, suddenly reaches enlightenment, and comprehends the Heavenly Dao!

"Master truly is a great master. I practiced the way you taught me, and it worked!"

"I did it! Your Daoist Master did it!"

This dog of a disciple can't be allowed to live. I have to put a sack over his head and drown him in a lake!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.