You Asked Me to Draw Philosophy, but I Drew Super Beast Armor

"I'm never drawing Peppa Pig again!"

At the world's most prestigious and high-stakes comics competition, "Buddy, Give Us Something Good."

Lin Li jolted awake from a nightmare.

What was the prompt? Philosophy?

Looking at the neighboring island nation's contestant and his big-eared stepfather and little-eared kid,

Lin Li scoffed and sat upon the throne that belonged to him alone.

Wait, don't start flaming me just yet! That great one is about to speak.

"Only after enduring seven layers of loneliness can you become truly strong."

"The world you see now is neither real nor complete, because you are looking at it with your eyes open. From now on, you must learn to see the world with your eyes closed."

"The law of the universe: the strong rule the weak."

"Love can create everything, and it can destroy everything. If you use love to protect a flock of sheep from wolves, then that love spells destruction for the wolves, and they will starve to death. That's simply how this world works: either the weaker wolves starve, or the weaker sheep get eaten. Perhaps this world is too cruel, and yet that is what makes it beautiful."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.