They Promised Fashion in Paris, but the Piss-and-Shit Thieves Stare at the Rabbit in Shock

A wanderer from Blue Star, he goes wherever he likes and leaves everyone worried. Jiang Chen is the man who terrifies the cultural tourism departments of countries around the world.

His first stop abroad is the romantic city of Paris, leaving the rabbit-eared netizens completely stunned.

Beneath the Eiffel Tower, street stalls are everywhere, like a country fair.

The escalator up the hill costs two euros, so he walks instead, saving the money to buy a fizzy drink. After drinking it, he needs a bathroom and spends a whole hour searching. When he finally finds one, he sees the sign: two euros to pee.

The prices are just as unbelievable. Salad costs four euros, and so does a plastic fork. Cucumbers cost ten euros, and a watermelon costs enough to buy half a pig back home.

The next day, he plans to see the bustling city center, but the moment he steps outside, he is hit by all kinds of foul smells. The streets are covered in poop and puddles of yellow liquid.

On his way to the luxury boutiques, he walks three kilometers and gets targeted by pickpockets eight times.

Rabbit-eared netizens: "Wanderer, go home! Paris is full of thieves and poop. It's too dangerous!"

But Jiang Chen doesn't stop walking.

The pyramids that smell like stinky shoe insoles, Venice that's like a sewer, corpses floating in Tianzhu, Switzerland full of rapists...

The cultural tourism departments of trembling countries everywhere: "Bro! Don't come here! I'll give you Huazi!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.