My Absurd Antics on a Dating Show Went Viral, and the Whole Entertainment Industry Is to Blame

He got an Abstract Entertainer System, which gives him rewards whenever he acts absurdly.

He had planned to debut as a rapper, but unexpectedly ended up on the dating show Semi-Ripe Lovers.

Eight people were to discuss love and see if sparks would fly.

Reba: Chen Fan, what caused your first breakup?

Chen Fan: When I was a kid, I let my girlfriend's family's cow run away, so she broke up with me.

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The group chat with all eight of them exploded in an instant.

Boss Yang: What do you think about being half-ripe?

Chen Fan: I don't have any particular thoughts. I'm more used to eating Chinese food, like scallion pancakes.

Zhao Yihuan: What are you looking for in a partner?

Chen Fan: Someone who can drive an excavator.

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.