Livestreaming Wellness Tips, and You Call It Superstition?

Zhang Yang obtained a "low-spec version of the Jade Disc of Creation," which contained three thousand paths to immortality and vast reserves of cultivation power. As long as he spread the Dao, he could accumulate merit, ascend to immortality, and even attain the Dao Fruit of Primordial Unity and take his place among the Sages!

So Zhang Yang began his livestreaming journey of spreading the Dao.

"Master Zhang, I have nightmares every night. What should I do?"

"Get more sunshine!"

"Master Zhang, I keep getting sick. What should I do?"

"How about trying the Eight-Part Vajra Exercise?"

"Master Zhang, I can see ghosts!"

"That is a bit tricky. Do you believe in the light?"

Zhang Yang swept his brush across the paper and painted a picture of Ultraman Tiga.

"Fold it into a triangle and wear it on you. Ultraman Tiga will protect you!"

"Isn't that just feudal superstition?"

"No, it's a little health tip!"

"What kind of health tip is that? That's just feudal superstition!"

"Believe it if you want. If you don't, get lost. Don't bother me while I'm cultivating immortality!"

A seven-colored auspicious cloud formed beneath Zhang Yang's feet, and he soared away through the skies...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.