Hogwarts: You Call This a First-Year Student?

After transmigrating to Hogwarts, first-year student Ryan really wants to join the Order of the Phoenix!

Hagrid! I only asked you to teach him a little! How does he know how to do everything now?

Lupin! Is this the defense magic you taught him?! Tell me, how did Lucius get blasted into the sky?

McGonagall: I can't teach him anymore!

Nicolas Flamel: My most powerful spell, All Spells as One, will have no successor after I die. Hogwarts: What are you talking about? Ryan figured it out on his own!

Ryan! Put down your wand! Didn't he already surrender?

Voldemort, you've got a pretty tough neck, don't you? Pick up the Horcrux! Pick it up!

Dumbledore: The Wizarding World has never been this peaceful.

Ryan: When evil rises a foot, righteousness rises ten! We'll just lock up everyone with "evil" in their name in Azkaban!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.