Streamer Across the Worlds: Cao Cao’s Livestream Begins with the Jingzhou Campaign

“What's up, bros? Cao Mengde here. We're attacking Jingzhou.”

“The enemy's 800,000 troops are right at the city walls, and their firepower is intense. But don't worry, we've got catapults: one rocket, one rock.”

“I, Cao, will throw a rock at them myself!”

“Let's go! Thanks for the gifts, bros!”

In the Three Kingdoms world, Cao Cao stands on a high platform, holding up a phone with a rock in his other hand.

In the Hero Company world, Queen Kaisha sits at her computer, streaming with her mic on. Her opponent turns out to be Tsunade from Naruto, and the two are going all out in a live-stream battle.

“What's up, bros? I'm Colossus, Deadpool's best buddy. If we hit five million likes, I'll use this Gatling gun to have this guy perform a resurrection right here for everyone...”

“Your livestream contains excessive violence. After numerous reports, your account has been suspended for three days.”

“Ahem, so... I'm Steve Rogers, Captain America. One rocket, one ‘Hail Hydra’...”

The screen fills with rockets the next second.

Steve: “...”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.