Journey to the West: Tang Xuanzang Begs the Sages to Kill Him

After transmigrating as Tang Xuanzang, he obtains the Invincible Ruthless System. Being ruthless to your enemies is nothing compared to being ruthless to yourself.

At the Water-Land Dharma Assembly, Tang Sanzang measures the height of the altar, then jumps straight off it.

Guanyin, Emperor Tang, and the others are utterly dumbfounded. Did Tang Xuanzang fall, fall, fall, fall to his death?

At Five Finger Mountain, Tang Xuanzang tests how hard the mountain is by charging headfirst into it.

Sun Wukong's eyes nearly pop out of his head. Did Tang Xuanzang crash, crash, crash to his death?

At Gao Village, Tang Xuanzang tells Wukong to stay calm. "This demon is for your master to capture."

When Zhu Bajie brings down his rake, Tang Xuanzang sticks his head right into it.

Zhu Bajie: "Damn, it's the monk from the Eastern Land on his pilgrimage! Sorry, Master!"

At the Flowing Sands River, where birds cannot fly across and even a goose feather will not float, Tang Xuanzang dives straight in.

Zhu Bajie cries out, "Eldest Senior Brother, hurry to the South Sea and ask Bodhisattva Guanyin for help..."

Then all the gods and Buddhas discover a problem: Tang Sanzang keeps dying until he becomes a quasi-sage.

When Zhunti hears the report from the Tathagata, he forces himself to remain calm and says:

"Amitabha. For the final trial, this sage will personally take charge."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.