Siheyuan: The Greatest Procurement Officer in History

Ling Xiaodong transmigrates to the 1960s and becomes a procurement officer at a steel mill.

He obtains a Super Procurement System, flirts with all kinds of beauties, and whips the whole courtyard full of beasts into shape.

Yan Fugui: I have to keep inviting Ling Xiaodong to dinner so that Jiefang can find a good job.

Jia Zhangshi: Damn Ling Xiaodong! He snatched up all the shoes I made.

Jia Banggeng: As long as I do something bad, Uncle Dong will give me candy.

Qin Huairu: It's worth giving up my body just to eat hot dumplings.

Yi Zhonghai: Without the medicine Xiaodong gave me, my whole body feels awful.

He Yuzhu: That bastard Ling Xiaodong even went after my sister.

He Yushui: Brother, don't talk nonsense. I was the one who made the first move.

Liu Haizhong: I can't help it. If I don't give Ling Xiaodong money, I won't get to be an official.

The Deaf Old Lady: Good heavens! He ate all the pork I bought.

Xu Damao: Thanks to Brother Dong for finding that miracle medicine. My wife finally got pregnant!

Lou Xiao'e: Bet you didn't expect it. It's Xiaodong's child.

Director Yang: Xiaodong has made a tremendous contribution to the factory. I've decided to step down and let him take over.

Minister of National Defense: Without Ling Xiaodong, we wouldn't have atomic bombs, aircraft carriers, spaceships, or lithography machines...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.