You Were Hired as a Reporter, So Why the Hell Are You Stirring Up Trouble and Selling Weapons?

Su Chen transmigrated to a parallel world, where the countdown to Season 3 had begun, and found himself working as a war correspondent in the Middle East!

Then, by chance, he awakened the Battlefield Provocation System!

As long as he kept stirring things up during interviews, he could find drones, missiles, and even futuristic weapons in the desert!

And so, the style of his live war-reporting broadcasts changed completely...

“Hey, Iran, are you even trying? The Jews bombed your embassy and you aren't even angry. Want me to find you a failed art student to lead you?”

“Hey, Pakistan, listen up. When you fight India, first do this, then do that. Got it?”

“Hey, Serbia, I'm telling you, those Eastern F missiles are really accurate. Don't believe me? Try firing one at that American aircraft carrier over there!”

America: “We agreed you'd provoke everyone indiscriminately. Why are you only targeting our aircraft carriers?”

Dragon Nation: “We didn't give Xiaobai any weapons, we swear!”

Su Chen: “I can't just sit by and watch what's happening down south. Bunny, how about checking out the latest South Heaven Gate aerospace carrier?”

The nations of the world fell silent as one.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.