The Curry Princess Elopes with a Rabbit, Leaving All of India in Disbelief

Qin Feng is an ordinary ride-hailing driver. At the airport, he happens to meet a curry princess fleeing an arranged marriage.

They livestream their journey together as Qin Feng shows her the wonders of China.

Indian media: Our curry nation's high-speed rail is the best in the world, with a top speed of 120 km/h!

Qin Feng's camera casually catches the train's speed display.

Indians: You rabbits, what do you mean by 350 km/h?

Indian media: Shanghai is known as the Mumbai of the East.

Qin Feng livestreams from the Bund.

Indians: Shanghai is at least thirty years ahead of us. How could Mumbai possibly compare?

Western media: Panda Country is unsafe. Avoid going out at night if possible.

After taking Princess Disha to a square dance, Qin Feng grabs a late-night snack with her.

Indians: The security is terrible. Then what is all this singing and dancing in the streets?

The Indians are collectively losing it. So this is the developing country your Western media and politicians keep portraying as poor and backward?

Western media: Rabbit, are you trying to make us look bad?

Rabbit: I wish I could keep a low profile, but my abilities won't let me.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.