Kneel and Listen Up: I Am a Taoist Celestial Master!

For a thousand years, religion has been managed by the Religious Council, formed by Taoism, Buddhism, and Christianity.

At the once-a-decade religious summit, Buddhism and Christianity joined forces with Hinduism, hoping to kick Taoism off the council.

As fate would have it, the ninth-generation Celestial Master of Taoism emerged from seclusion!

What? You want to know what you'll get out of believing in Taoism?

Believe if you want, or don't. Spiritual energy is scarce as it is, so don't get in the way of my ascension!

What, the little Buddhist fatty says, "If I don't go to hell, who will?"

Have you ever heard the saying, "Better a fellow cultivator die than a poor Daoist"?

As for who I am, you Buddhist fatty and Christian old man, listen up on your knees!

I! Am the Celestial Master of Taoism!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.