The Emperors Wept After Watching Short Videos of Their Dynasties' Downfall

Short videos about the downfall of dynasties are being projected into every historical era.

Today, the three of us, Liu, Guan, and Zhang, became sworn brothers.

My second and third brothers are dead. I don't want to live either.

Father Prime Minister, could you make the Memorial on the Northern Expedition a little longer?

It's nice here. Why would I miss Shu Han?

Liu Bang: When I was building my empire, I had a bunch of good brothers by my side. When his dynasty fell, my descendant Liu Bei had two good brothers with him.

Zhu Yuanzhang: So what if your brother died? Cry, cry, cry. You're acting like a woman.

My good nephew was duped by those civil officials. I'm raising an army in rebellion.

I'm a student who studied abroad with the Oirats. Little brother, aren't you going to abdicate already? Don't make me come after you.

My cousin, that rebellious emperor, was killed by civil officials. I'll hide away deep in the palace and protect myself.

I'll learn from Grandpa and stay cooped up in the harem like a shut-in.

At least I had a eunuch keeping me company when I hanged myself.

Liu Bang: How tragic. When he died, he didn't have a single brother by his side.

Zhu Yuanzhang: Back in my day, I slaughtered countless civil and military officials.

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