You Stole My Kidney-Popping Pills, and They Worked So Well Your Girlfriend Called the Police

Zhuang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes an eighteen-year-old veteran Chinese doctor.

After activating the System, he gains god-tier skills in traditional Chinese medicine, fortune-telling, and more.

To make his clinic famous faster, Zhuang Yang starts offering online consultations:

Campus beauty: Doctor, feel my pulse online. I'm getting more and more voluptuous.

Zhuang Yang: You should prepare the supplies before the troops set out. You're pregnant.

Tough guy: Take a look at me. How did I get this strong? I'm a tough guy, Thirteen Times Lang.

Zhuang Yang: Bro, what are you bragging about? You hooked up with a rich older woman and planned to live off her, but after all that, you found you couldn't get it up. So now you're trying to live off her the hard way. I've got some Kidney-Blasting Pills that'll keep you going for sixty years.

Thief: Sixty years of living off a woman the hard way? I was watching the livestream and didn't believe it for a second. I was born rebellious, so I stole a pill. Turns out this medicine is ridiculously powerful.

Zhuang Yang: What do you mean, your American girlfriend called the cops and accused me of indirectly hurting her?

Thief: She never spared me before, so this time I didn't spare her either. She accused me of directly hurting her. Doesn't that make you indirectly responsible?

Zhuang Yang: ...

Actress: Zhuang Yang, I'm begging you to hurt me directly.

Cold CEO: Zhuang Yang is the strongest man on Earth. He's the only one worthy of me.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.