Steal My Kidney Pills, They Work so Well That Your Girlfriend Calls the Police

Zhuang Yang traveled through the parallel world and became an eighteen-year-old traditional Chinese medicine doctor. Activate the system to gain god-level Chinese medicine, fortune-telling and other skills In order for the traditional Chinese medicine clinic to become famous quickly, Zhuang Yang launched online consultation: School belle: Old Chinese doctor, help me feel my pulse online, I'm getting plumper Zhuang Yang: The soldiers and horses have not yet moved the food and grass. You have a happy pulse. Tough guy: Look how I am so strong. I am the tough guy Jusancirou. Zhuang Yang: Brother, what are you bragging about? You found a rich woman and planned to eat the soft rice. After eating the soft rice, you found that you couldn't get hard, so you ended up eating the soft rice. I have the Kidney Pills to let you eat the soft rice for sixty years. Thief: Sixty years of hard work? I didn't believe it at the time in the live broadcast room. I was born to be rebellious, so I just stole one. I didn't expect that this medicine was so unnatural. Zhuang Yang: What does your Yingjiang girlfriend mean by warning me about indirect harm? Thief: She didn't let me go before, and I didn't let her go this time. He sued me for direct injury, but you were indirectly injured, right? Zhuang Yang:… Female star: Zhuang Yang begs you to hurt me directly Aloof female CEO: Zhuang Yang is the strongest man on the face of the earth, he is the only one worthy of me This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.