Urban: The System Is Out to Get Me

Qin Yu obtains an utterly bizarre System.

He sees a beautiful woman and wants to kiss her.

He sees an ox and wants to butcher it for braised beef.

He sees gold and wants to grind it into powder.

He sees a villain and wants to walk up and kick him.

He sees a tiger and wants to make it his pet.

He sees ants and wants to build them a nest.

He sees a little pebble on the road and wants to kick it away.

He cuts through every obstacle along the way,

and eventually reaches the pinnacle of life.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.