I Have a Hundred Billion Years to Live, Yet the Whole Internet Has Blacklisted Me

Chen Hao went through the apocalypse twice.

When the first apocalypse came,

Chen Hao starved to death.

During the second apocalypse,

he starved to death again.

He was reborn into the Su family.

Watching Chen Hao wolf down lobster,

Miss Su asked, "Were you reincarnated from a starving ghost?"

Chen Hao looked at her,

remembering how, during the apocalypse, she had crawled on her knees before him like a dog, begging for a bite to eat.

Chen Hao: That's right. The apocalypse left me with a serious hunger problem.

The Death Premonition System is online.

Chen Hao: What can this System do?

Might as well open a funeral home.

Chen Hao: Streamer, I think you're going to kick the bucket today. Want to book funeral services?

"Grand opening special: book today and get a free urn!"

Netizen: Bro, there's something spooky about your funeral home. Every streamer you follow has kicked the bucket.

System upgrade: Lifespan Recycling System unlocked.

Customer died in an accident. Remaining lifespan of five years recycled.

A global earthquake caused 3 billion accidental deaths. 10 billion years of lifespan recycled.

Chen Hao: "What am I supposed to do with this much lifespan?"

The System has unlocked the Lifespan Trading System.

Chen Hao: "Hey, want to extend your life? The kind you can buy with money."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.