Explaining the S3 Season, the Head of State and the Loving Father Were Both Dumbfounded

Lu Bai becomes the commentator of the S3 season. Explain the upcoming S3 for S1, S2 seasons and previous season bosses The hair-washer of the failed art student: Has Königsberg, the place where the solar prominences surged, been lost? Can't beat the local chickens in military exercises? Are there still Yingjiang troops stationed on the land? Natural gas prices have increased? The price of bread has also increased? I'm so angry! I'm coming to Hebei Province! Loving father Dalin: The unbreakable alliance has been dissolved? Are you still fighting? Aircraft carriers are sold as scrap metal, strategic bombers are directly dismantled, and the entire country becomes a red light district, known as the Ouzhou Womb? Send these losers to Siberia to dig potatoes! Wheelchair giant Roosevelt: Trains derailed, bridges were hit, warships were rusting, and subways were in tatters. Was he the world's first infrastructure maniac? Homeless people everywhere, black men shopping for zero dollars, a general, or a black trans gay vegetarian? After the giants saw the current situation, they were all dumbfounded and cried in their arms. Then they discovered the worst problem. This season, Long Guoqiang is terrifying! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.