Explaining Season 3: The Fuhrer and the Father of the Nation Are Both Dumbfounded

Lu Bai becomes a commentator for Season 3.

He explains the upcoming Season 3 to the big names from Season 1, Season 2, and earlier.

Art-school washout, Hair-Washing Guy: They lost Konigsberg, the birthplace of the Sun God and the rise of the Dragon? They can't beat Turkey in military exercises? The Eagle Nation still has troops stationed on their soil?

Natural gas prices are up? Bread prices are up too?

I'm so mad! I'm moving to Hebei!

Fatherly Stalin: The unbreakable alliance has dissolved? The Big Hairy Nation and the Little Hairy Nation are fighting each other now?

They sold aircraft carriers for scrap, dismantled strategic bombers, and turned the whole country into a red-light district. They're called the Womb of Europe?

Send those wastrels to Siberia to dig potatoes!

Wheelchair-bound Giant, Ross F. How: Trains derail, bridges get hit, warships rust, and the subway's falling apart. Are they still supposed to be the world's first infrastructure-mania nation?

The streets are full of homeless people, Black guys are looting for free, and the general is a Black transgender gay vegan?

When the major powers see how things are now, they are all stunned and burst into tears.

Then they discover the most serious problem.

This season, the Dragon Nation is terrifyingly strong!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.