Caught Booking a Hotel Room, Accused of a War Crime

Ye Hao transmigrated into a parallel world, where he was a third-year college student.

One day, Ye Hao went on a date with the campus beauty.

"Ye Hao, I told you to take me to the Regal Hotel. Why did you bring me to the Regal Inn?"

"My mistake, but it doesn't affect the plan."

"You're so careless. I wonder if you can even tell me and my twin sister apart."

"Of course I can. Your sister has a mole on her chest."

"Her mole is in a private place. How would you know that?"

As Ye Hao lay on the bed catching his breath, a squad of special police officers burst through the door!

"Ye Hao, right? Come with us!"

"Officer, is it illegal to get a room with my wife?"

"That part isn't illegal. But what did you do overseas? You know perfectly well, don't you?"

"I just taught people Chinese, translated The Art of War, and taught them how to grow crops and raise pigs!"

"What else?"

"I also translated The Plum in the Golden Vase for them, which greatly reduced the number of rape crimes they committed!"

"That's not what I mean. Do you know what a war crime is?"

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is coincidental. Do not imitate.