Siheyuan: I Steal E XIAO'e First, and the Whole Yard Loses It

Li Zhi transmigrates to the Siheyuan courtyard world, but he's terribly poor and gets bullied by the courtyard's awful residents all the time.

Fortunately, he awakens the God-Tier Face-Slapping and Snatching System.

From the start, Xu Damao goes on a blind date, and Li Zhi intercepts Lou Xiao'e halfway there.

Xu Damao: "The theft of my wife is a grudge that can never be forgiven!"

First Uncle: "This is depraved and immoral. It must be dealt with!"

Li Zhi: "I just want to give every girl a home!"

Qin Jingru, He Yushui, Ran Qiuye, Yu Haitang...

As more and more women are successfully snatched away one after another,

and he earns rich rewards through face-slapping and snatching,

Li Zhi thrives in the world of the Siheyuan courtyard.

Qin Huairu: "I really regret stringing Silly Zhu along, that crooked tree!"

The courtyard's awful residents are furious: "We should never have done that!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.