Tazhai: You Were Told to Sell Goods, So Why Are You a General in the Golden Triangle?

Tazhai sends Lin Yu to negotiate in the Golden Triangle. When Lin Yu returns home, the National Security Bureau suddenly steps in and arrests him.

National Security: "I hear you swept through the Golden Triangle?"

Lin Yu: "Yes. They sent me to negotiate in the Golden Triangle, but the locals had no honor and tried to kidnap me. To protect myself, I had no choice but to start a rebellion."

National Security: "I hear they even wanted to make you king?"

Lin Yu: "No, not that. They just thought I was cold and put a coat on me."

The King: "I hear you've set up an arms factory and a website that sells every kind of weapon? You even sell aircraft carriers?"

Lin Yu: "Sure... What about it? Want a couple?"

"..."

At first, I just wanted to earn some pocket money. Then I realized that, damn it, arms dealing pays better than anything else.

"What, you want to kick off Season 3? No problem, we've got all the weapons you need!"

"The fall sale is on! The Yanks want to loot things for free? We'll deliver bombers right to your doorstep. We've got whatever you need! The bunnies' embassy got bombed? As long as the money's right, I'll sell you a B-2 at bargain-basement prices!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.