Posting Short Videos of Nine-Turn Large Intestine: Times Have Changed, My Lord

Short videos are sent to worlds across the multiverse.

A history-inspired world has been activated.

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Grand Preceptor Wen Zhong of the Yin and Shang has been on an expedition to the Northern Sea, fighting hard for ten years. Now, he returns to court in triumph!!!

The videos show the ancients just how outrageous things can be, let them experience how wealthy this world is, and leave them so horrified their scalps tingle.

There are also historical figures, events, and myths from every era.

It's only an elixir of immortality. What would be the harm in giving him one? First Emperor Ying Zheng, my fascinating ancestor, I don't want to study English anymore...

Ride horses to the Eastern Capital to admire the cherry blossoms. I've heard the people of the Rising Sun like hot weather, like being at temperatures over three thousand degrees, where they can all get to know one another.

Ying Zheng: “The world is so big. I want to go see it.”

Li Shimin: “Why does the British Empire get to be so amazing? Why can't my Tang dynasty engage in the triangular trade?”

Zhu Yuanzhang: “Set sail! Set sail! Head east! All the silver and gold over there belongs to me, all of it!!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.