I'm a Baby God: You Prayed to Me? Read, Reply Randomly

Chen Xiu is reborn in a world of gods as a newborn deity.

In this world, gods rely on granting their followers' wishes to earn incense offerings as a resource for cultivation.

But what wishes could a newborn god like Chen Xiu possibly grant?

Well, all he can do is read the wishes and reply with whatever comes to mind! He'll collect as many offerings as possible by granting the most cost-effective wishes.

His motto is to answer every prayer. He's definitely the most earnest god around!

“What? You want a wife, a son, and a warm bed as soon as possible!”

“No problem. A body pillow of your favorite character is perfectly reasonable. Buy one, get one free, and your wish is granted!”

“Seriously? You're an angler, and you want a secluded spot with lots of fish that nobody knows about?”

“Places like that are hard to find. Even gangsters love them for their turf wars. It's only natural to dump bodies there, right?”

“That's outrageous! You want never to worry about food and drink for the rest of your life?”

“No problem. Just behave yourself in prison, and we'll make sure you're cared for until the end!”

As more and more outrageous wishes were granted,

Chen Xiu, the newborn god, became a sensation! People flocked to him!

They came for one reason and one reason only: to have their wishes granted!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.