I Am a Dating Strategist, and My Terrible Advice Leaves the Whole Internet Stunned

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Chen An became an employee at a matchmaking agency and awakened the Poisonous Strategist Romance Adviser System.

All he had to do was offer a devious plan to earn a reward.

"Teacher Chen, how do I pursue a shy girl? I just can't get anywhere with her!"

"Go visit a graveyard together at night and play with a spirit board. Be together in life, and die on the same day!"

"Teacher Chen, what should I do if the girl I like is too closed off?"

"Ask her out to a foot massage parlor and have each of you book five masseuses! If warmth from the opposite sex can't reach her, surely warmth from the same sex can!"

"Teacher Chen, my goddess is a cold police officer who won't even meet me. What should I do?"

"A strategist enters the game himself, raising his hand to steal victory by half a move! Become a thief, then turn yourself in! She ignores you after work, but can she ignore you while she's on the job?"

As Chen An helped more and more people, his plans grew increasingly devious.

The whole internet was stunned.

"This deadly poison master is ruthless, but how does he manage to help people win over their goddesses every single time?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.