A bizarre everyday tale of mysticism, a fake System, ghost hunting, and Chinese lessons
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Song Yu woke up one day to find herself chosen by a "fake System" that claimed to be a Merit System. It ordered her to complete missions in exchange for rewards, but Song Yu, who had read countless stories, saw through its tricks. The fake System simply gave her superhuman strength, then threatened that if she refused to do missions, she would be struck by lightning and die a horrible death. With no choice, she had to start doing missions. But whenever she got nervous or scared, she would gag. Later, the Underworld recruited her as a field agent with the lure of a high salary.
"Confess, or I'll beat you to death," Zhan Xian threatened.
It thought, I'm already dead. How can I die again? But with Song Yu's baseball bat right there, it didn't dare say a word.
"Talk! If you don't, I'll beat you to death!" Song Yu struck it several more times. Thud, thud, thud echoed through the empty room, eerie and out of place.
"Talk! Talk! Hurry up and talk! Ugh..." Song Yu was already scared, and the tension made her gag. The ghostly thing was stubborn, so she hit it even harder, nearly beating its soul out of existence.
"Um, could you at least ask me something?" a sudden voice called out.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
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