Fresh-Faced Star's Explosive Comeback! From the Start, I Take Down Goddess Yang Mi

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Zhang Fan is still the same Zhang Fan. All his family and friends are unchanged, and all the technology is unchanged. What has changed is the world's entertainment culture. There is no Tang poetry or Song ci, no classic songs, and no wildly popular online novels. What does that mean? Zhang Fan is about to become a sensation!

The show's director asks, "What special talent do you have?"

Zhang Fan says, "I'm ridiculously fast with my hands!"

The director says, "That doesn't count. We need something more artistic."

Zhang Fan says, "I can pick locks, too. Does that count?"

The director says, "We're talking about your artistic talents!"

Zhang Fan says, "Oh! I get it now. I can drive! And I'm incredibly fast and steady behind the wheel. Even the traffic cops can't catch me! As long as I'm not out doing promotional events, I drive pretty much every day!"

A glint flashes across the director's glasses. Excited, he says, "Really? How about you show me?"

Ten minutes later, the director, holding a roll of toilet paper, says, "Cut, cut, cut! You drive way too fast! I can't keep up anymore. Stop right now. You're hired!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.