Selling Rock Candy as Crystal Meth, and a First-Class Merit Award Comes Knocking

After graduating from college and being ruthlessly exploited by his company, Zhang Yi angrily quits and unexpectedly awakens the Divine Advertising System.

As long as he selects a product, the System automatically creates ad copy, targets the right users, and runs the ad!

To test how well it works, Zhang Yi casually picks a bag of rock sugar.

Ding! Generating ad copy... Ad copy complete!

Ad copy: High-purity rock sugar to get you flying! Only 80 yuan per gram! Buy now! WeChat...

"Wait! System, are you serious?! There's something wrong with this ad copy, isn't there?!"

Before Zhang Yi can react, though, the System automatically runs the ad.

Soon, people start adding him on WeChat and placing orders one after another.

Faced with this predicament, Zhang Yi has a sudden flash of inspiration and finds a real business opportunity!

"Cash on delivery! Buy now! Limited quantity! Higher prices for bulk orders!"

As Zhang Yi frantically sells his goods and collects the money, the police quickly identify him as a suspect.

At the police station.

Officer: "Your case might be a little... criminal!"

Zhang Yi smiles faintly at this.

One sentence leaves the officer utterly dumbfounded.

"Arthur, I'm Chief Qi's informant. You're arresting me too?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.